As Woody Allen said, the heart wants what it wants. So, why are you here?

Welcome to the world, Emily.

As of 2:55 ET today, I am an uncle. Emily Adelaide Wyman is 6 pounds even. Congratulations to people other than me can be sent here.

Heidi was induced this morning, and so Emily arrived a good two or three weeks before her due date, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that she did the right thing and inherited Heidi's genes rather than our side of the family's. I'm hoping that she inherits my SAT scores, my love of good filmmaking, and nothing else.

Congratulations, bro. I knew you could do it.

You too, Heidi. You helped.

posted by Ben Wyman @ 3:50 PM