Sunday, July 19, 2009

T9Word Update

I'm dating a girl named Claire, but whenever I try to type her name into my phone, T9 still assumes that I'm looking to type the work "Blairf." Which, in addition to not being a word, sounds like a something I'd use to describe a slightly upscale vomiting, as in "after my seventh Tanqueray and tonic, I just went and blairfed behind the poplars before rejoining the group on the patio."

Man, I need a new phone.



At July 20, 2009 12:02 PM, Blogger Claire said...

Life is so hard.

At July 20, 2009 12:30 PM, Anonymous Sarah said...

My brother's T9 always changes "hurry" to "guppy". I've gotten used to having him text me to guppy up.

At July 20, 2009 8:20 PM, Blogger Assistant Village Idiot said...

poplars. This is why you have a gift for writing. No one else would have thought of poplars.


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