Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Pre-Star Wars Depression

I'm not going out to see Ep III tonight, and I don't think I'll get to see it for a couple days, which is a huge disappointment. Ah, well. I'm coping by doing crappy quizzes online.



You Are a Self Help Book!





While your advice is not always welcome...
It's always right on target.



What Crappy Gift Are You?

Your Penis Name is: Beefy McManstick

Get your own Penis Name



American Cities That Best Fit You:


50% Atlanta

50% Boston

50% Chicago

50% Los Angeles

50% Miami


Which American Cities Best Fit You?

Your SAT Score of 1540 Means:


You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern
You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush
You Scored Higher Than Al Gore
You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny
You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman
You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates

Your IQ is most likely in the 140-150 range

Equivalent ACT score: 34

Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:
California Institute of Technology
Stanford University
Princeton University
Yale University
Harvard University


What Does Your SAT Score Mean?


You Belong in New Zealand


Good on ya, mate
You're the best looking one of the bunch
Though you're often forgotten...
You're quite proud of who you are


What English Speaking Country Do You Belong In?

This is just so adorably, unabashedly stereotypical:

Your Mexican Name Is...



Don Jarini


What's your Mexican Name?

And just because it's appropriate:



Your
Star Wars
Name and Title



Your Star Wars Name: Najha Skars

Your Star Wars Title: Rahkas of Iel

Your Star Wars Name and Title

2 Comments:

At May 18, 2005 11:33 PM, Blogger Ben said...

I'm right there with you, buddy. I get to sit here and IM people in the sad hope that living vicariously through their summer experiences thus far might take me away from this semi-packed spartan-looking house full of boxes.

And no, I have not taken the "Name My Penis" quiz yet. I think Beefy McLargeHuge is just fine as far as names go.

-ben

 
At May 19, 2005 1:24 AM, Blogger Ben Wyman said...

Out of purely academic curiosity, I ran your name through the "Penis Name" engine just so you'd know: Captain Kirk. You might want to have a christening ceremony. But if you do, don't tell me about it.

That sounds raunchy, but it's not.

 

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