Pre-Star Wars Depression
I'm not going out to see Ep III tonight, and I don't think I'll get to see it for a couple days, which is a huge disappointment. Ah, well. I'm coping by doing crappy quizzes online.| You Are a Self Help Book! |
 It's always right on target. |
Your Penis Name is: Beefy McManstick
American Cities That Best Fit You: |
50% Atlanta |
50% Boston |
50% Chicago |
50% Los Angeles |
50% Miami |
Your SAT Score of 1540 Means: |
You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush You Scored Higher Than Al Gore You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates |
Your IQ is most likely in the 140-150 range |
Equivalent ACT score: 34 |
Schools that Fit Your SAT Score: California Institute of Technology Stanford University Princeton University Yale University Harvard University |
| You Belong in New Zealand |
 You're the best looking one of the bunch Though you're often forgotten... You're quite proud of who you are |
This is just so adorably, unabashedly stereotypical:
| Your Mexican Name Is... |
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And just because it's appropriate:
| Your Star Wars Name and Title |
 Your Star Wars Name: Najha Skars Your Star Wars Title: Rahkas of Iel |
posted by Ben Wyman @ 10:44 PM
2 Comments:
I'm right there with you, buddy. I get to sit here and IM people in the sad hope that living vicariously through their summer experiences thus far might take me away from this semi-packed spartan-looking house full of boxes.
And no, I have not taken the "Name My Penis" quiz yet. I think Beefy McLargeHuge is just fine as far as names go.
-ben
Out of purely academic curiosity, I ran your name through the "Penis Name" engine just so you'd know: Captain Kirk. You might want to have a christening ceremony. But if you do, don't tell me about it.
That sounds raunchy, but it's not.
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