I want to go to there.
Coming this spring is a new book called Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, which features the original text of the Jane Austen novel juiced up with “all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem.”While I was hesitant at first to embrace the idea of ripping off Austen's most beloved work so ridiculously, I was sold by the first line: "“It’s a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”
My, uh, half-birthday is coming on March 8th, by the way.
P.S. Bad news, though. It turns out that Jesus hates zombies.
Labels: jane austen, zombies
posted by Ben Wyman @ 12:10 PM
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But that doesn't mean that Jesus disapproves of stories about zombies in the slightest. Stories where the undead get their just desert (yes, that is the correct usage - think "deserving") should even pass muster for church camp. Not confirmation or Sunday School, though.
This picture is freaking me out. Can you either get rid of it or write a really long post so I don't see it anymore? My word verification is bakin. Is this a hint?
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